What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?